Yes,if Spiderman has this so called Spidey-sense, g*ys have Gaydars! It’s the amazing ability to sense a h*mos*xual nearby, without the need of any obvious indications. But what if you are at a party and there is this woman you are really attracted to. You find her drop dead gorgeous, and you’re probably wondering if you have a shot at getting into her p*nts. You think she is into you but you are not sure. You want to find out if she is of the same kind but unfortunately your Gaydar S-*-C-K-S. What will you do then?
What are the signs she’s a lesbian?
Yes, if you think you are brave enough, then ask her straight. Just be sure to have a pretty th*ck face, lest it be met with a backhand slap. But hey, look at the brighter side. She might actually be a l*sbian who’s delighted by your inquiry! But of course, it may be easier for you shyer types out there to deduce, instead of outright asking.
Here’s how you can do that.
#1 Fashion sense.
We know that people do not usually wear clothes with tags showing their s*xual preferences. Although gays in general are known to have a flamboyant and proud fashion sense. Still, some are naturally not this showy. Nevertheless, there are still dead giveaway tomboy styles that may convince you she’s gay.
Rainbow inspired accessories like anklets, bracelets, earrings, rings or even rainbow bumper stickers could be reliable clues that she is a lesbian. Yet, it is also likely that she is just an advocate of gay rights. Choice of lesbian apparel is also quite similar to straight females. But remember that l*sbians don’t wear these clothes like straight girls do.
For example, a straight girl can wear a baseball cap and still be as straight and “h*mophobic” as Jessica Simpson. But if she wears it snap back or sideways like Amber of Amber’s Closet does, then she maybe a lesbian.
Suits and ties are technically androgynous these days, but suit and tie combos worn the way Ellen DeGeneres or Kate Moennig does are undeniably of a l*sbian vibe. Other telltale wardrobe signs that she might be into girls include low-slung p*nts with “intentional” peeking boxers, little boy shorts or Calvin Klein briefs, lazy jumpers, trendy fitted blazers, Superdry jackets, band shirts and cardigans paired with Converse, Dr Martens, Vans, flat boots or pointed leather shoes matched with a feminine coat and tie set, a la Bette Porter.
Brands like Androgyny, Original Tomboy, Veer NYC, Tomboy Tailors and Wildfang are also undoubtedly helpful in spotting lezzies.
#2 Hairstyle.
Everyone is entitled to wear a hairstyle of their own choosing, but there are some haircuts that are too l*sbo to be mistaken.
One, straight women will probably not wear a f*ux hawk or a Mohawk. So if you see this cut, instincts will tell you that she is definitely a l*sbian. Two, short hair is suspicious, but not at all times gay, so be careful in judging this type. Three, unless she is modeling in a futuristic-themed fashion event, an anime character or unless she is into Cosplay, applying too much hair gel is absolutely not an option for straight girls.
A girl with a barber’s cut or a military cut with too much gel in it is typically 80% l*sbian, save those enlisted in the army. Fourth, Bieber-ish and messy bob cuts coupled with the Nirvana smiley shirt, hoodie, Vans, DC and penny boards are also good indicators of “I am a l*sbian so deal with it” fashion sense.
And last but not the least, asymmetrical cuts or idontgiveaf*ckanymore-hairstyles and shaved heads are also positive lezzie signs. Well, possible exceptions are: she just broke up with her boyfriend, she is in the middle of a life crisis, she is into pills, drugs or part of Britney’s fans club. Otherwise, she might be gay.

#3 Mannerisms.
First, is she doing the bad-ass-lez-sitting-position? Does she tend to spread her legs more than necessary while sitting, as if she has a willy between her legs? Second, does she walk like a dude? She is most likely a l*sbian, if she walks with slouched shoulders as if trying to hide her bosom, with legs set apart and in a slightly slow half-bouncing pace as if her shoes are all with built-in air pumps.
Third, is she a loyal practitioner of the flirtatious dyke smile? Of course, you know how to do the fatal dyke smile! It is a fusion of sustained eye contact, tilted head and restrained smile. You still don’t get it? Do not worry you will know it when you see it! Likewise, is she guilty of doing the lingering stare that is longer than usual?
If your answers are ardent yesses then one can assume that she is gay. Other noticeable lesbo habits are excessive lip licking in between conversations, touchy hands, sitting slightly too near, frequent nose touching and the list goes on and on.

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