Now there is this babe I knew through a friend. We’ve been 2geda for a
month. I got so high with weed and vodka, i’m told I ordered the dj to
stop the music that I got an important announcement to make. I knelt
down and asked this babe to be my wife and mother of my kids, I have
this small ring I always wear on my last finger so I guess that’s what I
gave her cos I can’t find it no more.
Now the thing is this, I don’t love this babe. We both know it’s just
sex and I’ve even passed her to my boss before and he fukked. I woke up
this morning to see like 5 messages from her telling me how excited and
happy she is for the proposal. I don’t know how to explain to her and
friends that I was high when I made the proposal.