This is our first point, and one that definitely still holds up today. An older woman has been a lot of places and done a lot of things, so she’s more fun to talk to. Sorry if that offends all you 22-year-olds out there, but you’ve got a ways to go before you’re as interesting as you think you are.
This one’s not on Franklin’s list — what with women not even close to having the right to vote in the mid-1700s — but we live in somewhat more enlightened times. When you date a young girl, you’re also dating her group of friends, which is not as fun as it sounds. An older woman doesn’t care what her friends think; she does her own thing.
3. They’re Better In Bed
Franklin alludes to this fact, but it’s not officially on his list. Most younger girls just haven’t learned the tricks of the trade yet. But in their defense, they haven’t had to, because you’re probably busting your nut inside of five minutes, so they don’t really have a lot of time for experimentation. An older woman knows what she wants and knows how to get it from you.