Screenshots of chats: “Every text you’ve ever sent her, she’s not the only one reading it, it has been sent to her gal-gang for analysis the time difference between your text and screenshot of it is merely 2 seconds send her something obtuse and, the whole gang hates you”.
Gazillion Selfies: “Ever wondered how she has a new flawless DP every single day? She clicks more selfies in a day than the number of porn films you’ve watched in your entire life”.
Porn: “Girls may never admit this, but there is a Chamber of Secrets in her gallery too, guys aren’t the only fans of porn and she’s probably going to tell you that she’s never seen porn to make you believe she’s squeaky clean, but trust me it’s a facade”.
Their n*de pictures: “Girls are know to take n*de pictures all the time, hardly will you find a girls phone without her n*de pictures on it”.