2. If all the ladies you approach are always hostile to you even though they're single and seriously searching
3. If you open a thread to profess your love to a lady and she calls the attention of the moderators to close down the thread
4. If you work in Chevron with a nice ride and designer wears yet every lady you woo prefers a broke guy to you, your village people don land be that
6. If you're very good in bed yet you lose your girlfriend to a one minute guy, your village people get hand for your case
8. When you're very handsome with 6 packs and you lose your girlfriend to someone as ugly as this
9. If you donate your kidney to your girlfriend and you guys quarrel and she says "what have you done for me gan sef that your mates have not done before ?
10. If you're in a no se!x relationship with your babe and you contact HIV through kissing and cuddling